1、Leonard is preparing for his date， a little nervous伦纳德在为他的约会作准备，有些紧张Leonard How do I look？伦纳德我看起来怎么样？Sheldon Could you be more specific？谢尔登你能更具体些吗？Leonard Can。
2、两个人对话的英语笑话篇1 A Woman#39s Answer 女人的回答 A husband said to his wife， quotWhy did God create women to be beautiful but foolish#39？quot一位丈夫对妻子说“为什么上帝把女人创造得如此美丽却又愚蠢呢？”。
3、2人 英语口语 对话1 AI want some envelopes，pleaseBDo you want the large size or the small size？AThe large size，pleaseDo you have any writing paper？BYes，we do I don#39t have any small。
4、经典对话一男Can I buy you a drink？我可以为你买一杯饮料吗女Actually I’d rather have the money不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱经典对话二男Can I have your name？直译我能有你的名字吗。
5、一Customer Give me a hot dogWaiter With pleasureCustomer No， with mustard顾客来个热狗侍者很高兴顾客不要，加上芥末注英语中with pleasure是“很高兴”的意思这位顾客把pleasure当成调料。
6、经典对话一男Can I buy you a drink？我可以为你买一杯饮料吗 女Actually I#39d rather have the money不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱 经典对话二男Can I have your name？直译我能有你的。
7、Secret For a Long Life A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porchquotI couldn#39t help noticing how happy you look，quot she says quotWhat#39s your secret for a long， happy life。
8、ais it delicious？ bof course！not only so，in wine there is truth areally，what is it？ bwhen you are in low spirits，drinking wine can help you about that on the other hand，it can help you。
9、quotShe is the one who sells the candyquot好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱“昨天给你的钱干什么了”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说“再给你两分钱可你为什么对。
10、Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking老师正在讲课，彼得打起瞌睡来了Teacher PeterTell us， what#39s the biggest in the world？老师彼得你说说，世界上什么最大Peter Well， welleyelids。
11、Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm Once upon a time there was a clever， wily peasant， whose tricks could be much talked about The best story， however， is how he once got the best of the devil and made a fool。
12、一间教室非常吵闹，因此督学抓住其中一个正在站着说话的人，把他带进另一间教室，并让他站在墙角五分钟以后，一个小男孩从第一间教室走进来，问道，“您什么时候能让我们的老师回去呢”二 Who#39s More Polite？A fat。
13、几天后，邻居在外面问这个人，“你知道Fluffy死了吗”这个人觉得很尴尬，假装清白说到“嗯，呃，没有，怎么了”邻居说，“我们有一天发现它死在笼子里了但奇怪的是，在我们埋葬它的第二天，有人把它挖出来了。
14、A Nice to see you hereB Nice to see you tooA Umm，its the first time we meetSo im wondering how should i call B Just call me Nick is OkThen what about you？A My name is Jenny B Thats a。
15、二人英语对话3分钟带中文一 Mog You like movies？梅格你喜欢看电影吗？Janna Yeah， I think it#39s the best way to relax是啊，我觉得看电影是最好的放松方式M Wbat type do you Iikc bcst？那你喜欢什么。
16、AHow do you do？BHow do you do？AIs everything OK？BIt#39s fine！Thank you！And you？AMe，too！BI#39m interested in UFO the near timeDo you know how it#39s fantastic！AYeah！BOhh，look，there。
17、咱老总的英语水平你还不知道，他这是在说去个头”10牧师对买了他马和马车的农夫说“这匹马只能听懂教会的语言，叫quot感谢上帝quot它就跑叫quot赞美上帝quot它才停下”农夫将信将疑，他试着喊了一声感谢上帝，那匹马。
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